hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cliffordthedragon]

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

sassybf:

you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet 

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allteensrelate:

having self confidence issues likeimage

Now straighten your legs, and start walking