is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run
when he texts first <3
Walking into a restaurant and realising the menu’s too expensive.
I can’t express enough my love for this.
OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"
this is so unnecessary i want 12
Can this be the new universal sign for that?
this is going to happen. New universally recognized motion.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …
the town’s name is dixon
the longer you look at it the funnier it gets