alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

lolsofunny:

ohgodbenny:

jakesheadwarning:

Stars spoiling the movie version of old books during interviews.

The fact that Martin doesn’t look “sorry” at all gets me.

jailor:

jailor:

I’m SOOOO in love

With myself

thefinnishgypsy:

vampire-shadow:

heyfunniest:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

yay, for five seconds we can ignore who is ‘leading’ us and be proud of fellow aussies

I’m moving to fucking australia 

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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